Eat (pig) shit.

License plate observed on the pike today: 84H POO

Spend a lot of time hanging around the petting zoo?

Obviously it's nothing. Surely this was just a randomly spit-out DMV issued number, and not the intentionally chosen vanity plate of one who enjoys consuming livestock excreta. No self-respecting pig shit eater (and of course there's no such thing as a self-respecting pig shit eater) would drive around and advertise. Still, if I had been assigned that plate? Um, I might've, you know, asked for another one?