Highlight of the day thus far

NY Daily News (hey, shut up! I wouldn't wrap fish with this rag were it not for Lupica.) today brings us the sad news that Sam, the jovial butcher from Brady Bunch, has moved on to the great meat counter in the sky. First comment on the story (just in case it gets deleted):

Dave Jan 18, 2008 11:21:26 PM Report Offensive Post
Poor guy. He never DID get to slip Alice the ol' tube steak....

I always thought Alice was a butch and just didn't know how to tell Sam, but whatever. So long, Sam. May your blade be sharp and your aim true.