Inadvertent blue collar crime doesn't pay

I'm going to jail.

I'm going to hell, but on my way, I'm going to jail. For bank fraud. I used the same check number twice. I wrote a check last week, then another. Bills, y'know. Responsible citizen. With my paycheck on Wednesday, I scheduled another online payment. Balance sheet? Quicken? Huh? Naturally, I used the same number of the last actual check I wrote. So now I'm going to jail. I'm convinced of it.

I don't want to be Karl Rove's bitch. I really don't.