Piss off...

Friday, October 21, 2005

Inadvertent blue collar crime doesn't pay

I'm going to jail.

I'm going to hell, but on my way, I'm going to jail. For bank fraud. I used the same check number twice. I wrote a check last week, then another. Bills, y'know. Responsible citizen. With my paycheck on Wednesday, I scheduled another online payment. Balance sheet? Quicken? Huh? Naturally, I used the same number of the last actual check I wrote. So now I'm going to jail. I'm convinced of it.

I don't want to be Karl Rove's bitch. I really don't.


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